Ray Hudson: ”Magical feet. Hunger. They pay him a king’s ransom, but it means nothing. Once he’s out on the field with the ball he’s a young boy again.” (requested by messi10hattrick)
"That’s the beauty of sport. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry." — Josep Guardiola
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”